zeldathemes

hi im ashton and have an unhealthy obsession with art, Star Wars, Rooster Teeth, Quentin Tarentino, Marvel, DC, Wolverine, fantasy books, and video games. B)

evxlution:

My body has always been one of my biggest problems.

ruinedchildhood:

super-greenmario:

free him



him free

ruinedchildhood:

super-greenmario:

free him

him free

bunny-bum:

Nash Grier deleted his tumblr and someone’s already hoarded his url and the only thing on it now is a picture of a naked Gus Sorola drinking beer while sitting on a chair in a corner. I’m fucking pissing myself over here.

bunny-bum:

Nash Grier deleted his tumblr and someone’s already hoarded his url and the only thing on it now is a picture of a naked Gus Sorola drinking beer while sitting on a chair in a corner. I’m fucking pissing myself over here.

im such a fucking bitch

foxnewsofficial:

please

foxnewsofficial:

please

the-abc-cafe:

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

welcome to Canada

the-abc-cafe:

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

welcome to Canada

geometricelectric:

is it actually really that hard to believe this guy was once a professional model?

fuck me in the ass ;)

Anonymous

sexual-pandas:

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hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

Anonymous

greetings:

lolsomeone-actually:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Wtf

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

me: i need to sleep
me: *masturbates*
kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome